1. nerkmid:

    when customers make dumb jokes i’m like haha!!!!!

  2. - Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why is that? Because he’s gonna use it against me.

    - Grope matrix.

    - Right. Because he’s a man.

  3. tyleroakley:

    gr4ceffa:

    this video was a ride from start to finish

    literal hero

  4. Me

  5. "You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."
    Kanye West (via coffeekaling)

    Aww Kanye you’re breaking my heart

  6. Inglorious bastards is such a satisfying movie

  7. deaddreamers:

outofreception:

Mosier, Oregon


☽ * ☾

    deaddreamers:

    outofreception:

    Mosier, Oregon

    ☽ * ☾

  8. "She turned away and started back toward the house across the rough fields, twisting her hair into a knot upon her neck. Ashley watched her go and saw her square her small thin shoulders as she went. And that gesture went to his heart, more than any words she had spoken."
    Margaret Mitchell, Gone With the Wind (via marchnovemberruffian)
  9. wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

    wo-nderland:

    JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

  10. tyleroakley:

    what a queen

    • Male author: I guess women are people
    • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
  11. Mood:

    digitaltits:

    *white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

About me

I'm a sophomore in college but feel like a sixteen year old, so that's fun.